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Odd Search Engine Referrals

May 9th, 2006
WTF?

Inspired by ranking in the top ten for “big tits blog” I decided to delve a little deeper into Google Analytics and list some of the other odd phrases people have typed into a search engine and ended up at Muschamp.ca a decision I would ultimately come to regret.

Besides the usual winners such as Nurgle or Plaguemarines or various MBA classmates in the last week alone the following phrases actually were used to get to a page on my website.

  • muskie porn
  • 5 things learned from mba
  • 任望宇
  • eat alphabet soup shit better lyrics
  • “chinese men” “in bed”
  • how to actively look for a job
  • “30 piano masterpieces”
  • book last train from roppongi
  • giroux family tree 1920
  • seemed like a good idea at the time
  • turbonegro “fuck the world”
  • kaart marketing
  • gun store vancouver
  • anne dewolfe
  • “reformed rabbi”
  • how to put on marine camo face paint
  • impress korean girls
  • winnie tong calves
  • simile in a stage play
  • storage lockers train station japan

Those are just the ones that stood out this week. Try them yourself, see if they still work. Maybe I’ll make this an ongoing thing.

Update December 2015

Collecting odd keyword referrals did become a ‘thing‘ for a while and all it did was lead to ever stranger keyword referrals. Eventually I took my blog down, I purged content. I edited posts. I attempted to make this blog more professional, to improve the taxonomy, after ten years I am still trying to recover from my MBA, I’m still trying to be happy, and sadly I’m still editing and improving this blog.


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  • Well another week has past and here are some more of the amusing and intersting things people have typed into search engines and ultimately ended up at Muschamp.ca. This week you can see for yourself what a valuable service I provide by posting all this crap. These are once again taken from Google Analytics.

    wifi spots in beijing
    why asian calves are big
    where to pick up visa application for china in vancouver
    thats not what justice is, that’s what karl marx is catch-22
    ratemyrack
    oak bay barbarians high school rugby
    myspace “muscular calves”
    mba exchange essay
    madness a theme in werner herzog’s films
    korean calves blog
    hye mi lee blog
    css webobjects
    big movies to download on big tits
    are there lockers at tokyo station?
    amputee gallery
    “if i love you, what business is it of yours?”
    “an ass pocket of whiskey”

  • Well another week has past and here are some more of the amusing and intersting things people have typed into search engines and ultimately ended up at Muschamp.ca. This week you can see for yourself what a valuable service I provide by posting all this crap. These are once again taken from Google Analytics.

    • wifi spots in beijing
    • why asian calves are big
    • where to pick up visa application for china in vancouver
    • thats not what justice is, that’s what karl marx is catch-22
    • ratemyrack
    • oak bay barbarians high school rugby
    • myspace “muscular calves”
    • mba exchange essay
    • madness a theme in werner herzog’s films
    • korean calves blog
    • hye mi lee blog
    • css webobjects
    • big movies to download on big tits
    • are there lockers at tokyo station?
    • amputee gallery
    • “if i love you, what business is it of yours?”
    • “an ass pocket of whiskey”
  • Another week, another 456 different keyword phrases that sent surfers to Muschamp.ca according to Google Analytics. Below are some of the more intriguing. I had to twice assemble this list due to some browser accident… save early, save often.

    she has large biceps for her size
    tonkotsu-ramen+broth
    tsinghua and blog and mba
    never ending headaches
    “rule of five” “web design”
    quotations on faithfulness
    my calf muscles are too big
    mba ranking in china
    lumber+(management)+(inurl:resume)
    blog sauder mba
    related:nurgle.muschamp.ca/
    what turns on chinese girls
    o2 sun bookstore beijing
    asian men, large calves
    teach kyoto trip korea canadian
    is an mba worth it?
    iroquois alphabet
    tofino 1421 china

    Some of these examples show some sophistication on how to use search engines. They also are generally several words long. There are a lot of words on Muschamp.ca though the page rank isn’t so great on most pages this leads me to think my pages rank higher when surfers use more than just a single word or a pair of words. Those simple searches are the terms which people compete over. Things like sex, tits, Viagra, basically anything you get spam about is probably a contested keyword.

    Maybe next week I should do some sort of theme list. I get a lot of phrases that are very similar all about calves, or doing an MBA, or various 40K related subjects.

  • Another week, another 456 different keyword phrases that sent surfers to Muschamp.ca according to Google Analytics. Below are some of the more intriguing. I had to twice assemble this list due to some browser accident… save early, save often.

    • she has large biceps for her size
    • tonkotsu-ramen+broth
    • tsinghua and blog and mba
    • never ending headaches
    • “rule of five” “web design”
    • quotations on faithfulness
    • my calf muscles are too big
    • mba ranking in china
    • lumber+(management)+(inurl:resume)
    • blog sauder mba
    • related:nurgle.muschamp.ca/
    • what turns on chinese girls
    • o2 sun bookstore beijing
    • asian men, large calves
    • teach kyoto trip korea canadian
    • is an mba worth it?
    • iroquois alphabet
    • tofino 1421 china

    Some of these examples show some sophistication on how to use search engines. They also are generally several words long. There are a lot of words on Muschamp.ca though the page rank isn’t so great on most pages this leads me to think my pages rank higher when surfers use more than just a single word or a pair of words. Those simple searches are the terms which people compete over. Things like sex, tits, Viagra, basically anything you get spam about is probably a contested keyword.

    Maybe next week I should do some sort of theme list. I get a lot of phrases that are very similar all about calves, or doing an MBA, or various 40K related subjects.

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