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Top 10 Oddest Keyword Referrals

Since I continue to check the keyword referrals Muschamp.ca gets using Mint mostly but also Google Analytics, I’ve decided to assemble a best of the best list in addition to my semi-regular postings about odd keyword referrals. I’ve erred on the side of amusing and downplayed the disturbing, without further ado:

  1. naked female accordion player cartoon
  2. “injected into my ass”
  3. The Alphabet According to TITS!
  4. big tit milk wars
  5. ass mountain
  6. fussbett sanitario
  7. rich boy sitting in the parking lot googlin lyrics
  8. amputee model
  9. armoured water pistol
  10. big bosom better blog

I guess I’ll try and update this post if I notice any really odd referrals.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 at 4:14 pm filed under: Keyword Referrals, Search Engines and tagged: . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

  • The time has come to retire this keyword referral:

    "calves!!!"

    Never blog about calves!
  • Yes after the passage of many months and who knows how many keyword referrals my exhaustive research has forced me to retire two strange phrases:
    large Chinese granny tits

    pictures of asians with guns


    The real question is, does anyone care?

    Kev?
  • The time has come to alter this top ten list, this means the following real keyword referral no longer makes the cut:

    why do asian women have massive calf muscles
  • Well it was bound to happen, but "ass mountain" is just too strange to stay out of the top 10. So "satin laughing spreads his wings" has been knocked out...
  • For the first time ever (maybe) I've decided as strange as some of the keyword referrals have been of late, I'm not changing the top ten. It is going to have to be a pretty odd keyword referral to knock "satin laughing spreads his wings" out of the top ten. Someone did search for "minor for a heart of gold" or something once, but that isn't as funny of a mistake.
  • There are now two new entries into the top ten! The exclimation point is necessary I guess, not sure if it helps the search engines by putting them in, but if one doesn't get your point across maybe you should use three and quotation marks!!!

    Two new entries means two more keyword referral phrases that have to be retired...

    home depot screwed my mom
    optimization of 355mL can of soda
  • I've added two new entries to the top ten list. It is getting harder and harder to crack the top ten, a lot of worthy contenders ultimately didn't make it.

    No longer in the top ten:

    skull with hair
    women, old people, sick people, and 4F's
  • I was pretty proud of "satin laughing spreads his wings". You can tell that guy is a die hard Black Sabbath fan. I mean he worships satin! Turbonegro says denim is cooler than leather, but imagine a hard rock band that wore nothing but satin. The sad part is Ozzy and a lot of hair metal bands probably wore satin. Zeppelin well Plant and Page they look like people who would wear satin on stage. I've seen them in some pretty poofy shirts.

    Now Motorhead, they don't wear satin.

    Pink Floyd has a line about a satin shirt from "Comfortably Numb", let me see no it is from "Nobodys Home":

    I got the obligatory Hendrix perm,

    And the inevitable pinhole burns,


    All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.



  • Kevin
    Like the addition of home depot screwed my mom. But you're right that is doesn't beat satin laughing spreads his wings.
    I think peanut butter for pitbulls is still top 10 worthy.
  • Another month has passed, not much has changed, but I collected some more odd keyword referrals. I can't even bother to be original, but some people can and the addition of three new phrases to the top ten proves it.

    That meant three old favourites have been demoted:

    peanut butter for pitbulls
    what a woman does with big calves
    porn widget
  • Another month has passed, not much has changed, but I collected some more odd keyword referrals. This meant a few had to be demoted out of the top ten.

    where to pick up japanese girls in vancouver?
    how to impress girls by sending sms
    porn yearly income
  • I've added two more referrals to my top ten, which means the following two have been retired:

    Asian heel job
    I would use the following words to describe myself busty
  • After the passage of another month or so, the following keyword referrals fell out of the top ten:

    fish and tits
    tea and tits
    what turns on chinese girls


    I don't know what an Asian heel job is nor did I try to find out.
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